Any of you ever seen Skippy's list? 

http://skippyslist.com/list/

This thing, this long list of stupid, amazing stuff he is no longer allowed to do in the army. We need one of these.

Doesn't matter which faction, just post things you think are humorous. 

For the URF?

No longer allowed to roleplay a western movie, with the UNSC as the bandits.
No longer allowed to go out of your way to have an epic last stand, even especially if it's not required.
No longer allowed to yell "Remember Far Isle" for lack of an original battle cry.
No longer allowed to cry about the Covenant, UNSC, ODST, ONI, or anything else that is much more effective than they are.

UNSC.

No longer allowed to commit crimes against humanity.
No longer allowed to use grenades as door openers, paperweights, or melee weapons. 
Medics are no longer allowed to get high off their own supply.
EVA marines are not allowed to lament the fact that they're utterly useless.

ODST.

No longer allowed to act like they have skill when one-tapping someone with an SRS from off-screen.
No longer allowed to take URF scalps.
No longer allowed to act like they're a band of brothers in a war movie.
You have advanced armor, which means you are not allowed to use Marines as human shields, even if they come in large enough numbers that nobody would care.
No longer allowed to act like ghetto Spartans.

Greetings,

It's time for a bit of brainstorming and discussion. It has been noted that the First Contact gamemode does not attract all that much interest. Originally, according to the devs, it was a gamemode with the sole purpose was to test weapons and various features. Now it has changed, it is now a more relaxed gamemode that focuses on roleplay and character involvement.

It has been decided to open suggestions in order to eventually repurpose the gamemode, be it by suggesting ROE changes to meet specific IC needs. It could be having splinter factions that are part of an already existing faction but work on their own, for example. You can go wild in this thread and suggest whatever you want, granted you are serious. The core mechanics of the gamemode will likely stay the same, however it is entirely possible for us to get rid of the 'FC' part and make something new out of it. Different timeline, different goals, etc.


Emphasis on the go wild part. Literally anything that crosses your mind might be considered.
Do not suggest on the discord, we will only keep track of the suggestions that have been posted here. We are nice and involved but going through logs just to read John Halo begging for his very own secluded base which is an autistic fort 2.0 will simply be a waste of time and energy.

Now forgive for the shitty announcement, but my bed is calling for me.

Your Byond/Ckey Username:
MonkeyMan901
Your character name (if relevant):
- (Don't remember)
Who were you banned by:
MaxAttacker
Date of ban:
4/21/18
Length of ban:
Perma
Full ban reason:
Griefing. Read the rules and apply for an appeal if you want.
Appeal details/ Why should you be unbanned: 
It's been 5 months and I don't even remember/know why I was banned. I saw there was some pop so I tried to join, only to realize I was banned. 6 months should be a long enough sentence. I want to play again and won't do repeat my past mistakes on this server.

Ckey: SuckMySocks1


Discord name: Socks

In-character name: virgin Johnathan Texus > chad Texus Red

general character info: Growing up on Harvest was always tough, ma' and pa' were always off fighting the Insurrection with the Militia, always moving around, never got along well with the other kids in school, never bothered, y'know? 

Whats the point of making friends when you're going to lose them in a few months? 
One day I woke up to a banging at the door, and what was waiting for me still horrifies me to this day -- the tallest man I've ever laid eyes on, in full formal dress holding two white envelopes, both with the Harvest Militia Insignia stamped onto the front of them.

Now it wasn't the man that horrified me, it was the envelopes.

That was the day I found out my parents had been killed by the Insurrection while on a routine patrol.
At the age of fourteen my entire life was shattered and it was up to me to play jigsaw all by my lonesome.
After spending the rest of my youth in some ghetto orphanage, I decided that I was going to get even with the insurrection, once I was old enough I signed my life away. Joined the Marines to see as much action as I could, and oh boy, I got just that.
Oorah.

After about five, maybe six years of working as a grunt in the Corps, I finally made my debut, volunteered for the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers - was being dropped from a fucking coffin from space going mock five. Augmented to shit in order to be able to fall that far, and fast. Felt good to be taking the fight straight to the Innies. Dropped feet first on a ton of ops, but I was the quickest of my class to make it to Staff Sergeant, was leading a nice group of lads, Fireteam Victoriam.. Crushed one with my pod once, that was a fun mess to step out into. But I've come to realize something about the UNSC and how it does things.

Everything they do is bullshit.

I've ran plenty of Ops, lost a lot of good men and women, their lives meant nothing to HIGHCOM, a small chunk of them are still classified by the spooks back at ONI, I understand why - because most of the things we've done - its to hard to put into words. Have you ever been forced to kill a civilian because of orders?  I'm.. sad to say that I have. I've made another orphaned monster. I've seen why the Innies fight us now. I understand now. You lose people and do unspeakable things, then it begins to gets to you. I guess the sayings are true.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

We are going to have freedom even if we have to fight for it.

Either I will come back after hoisting the Tricolor, or I will come back wrapped in it, but I will be coming back for sure.



Reason for joining: Tried UNSC, tried ODST. Decided to do something different.

possibly a commando app 2? idk man just a suggestion

Ckey: Zergursh


Discord name: Zergrush#9064 Different from CKey

In-character name: Giorno Desantis

general character info: Giorno Desantis is a 21 year old British Man, who grew up with most of his childhood in Italy, before moving to KS7 later on in his life. His Father was a back-alley Doctor, who taught Giorno some of his medical prowess. He never met his mother. He worked as an ODST, until he was injured and couldn't continue.

Reason for joining: Due to recent tax raises on the KS7 colony, Giorno is no longer able to sustain himself legally. Seeing the mistreatment of other citizens in both KS7 and other colonies by the UNSC and UEG, and the existence of a small Innie Cell in the area, Giorno decided to join to bring freedom from the UEG to, not only KS7, but many Colonies under their totalitarian watch. Glory to the Insurrection.

Ckey: Sparrow201

Discord name: Calibrations#0260

In-character name: David Law

general character info: EX-ODST Sharpshooter with the rank of corporal, defected to the Insurrectionists after seeing brutality and cruelty of the UNSC, is of medium build and tall height with shades of a beard. 

Reason for joining : defected from unsc because they're the big gay and to help the urf because they just get molested every round pretty much. 

Your Byond/Ckey Username: emopeter

Your character name (if relevant): sven kurozeal svenson

Who were you banned by: kunesigogegg

Date of ban: 19/19/2018

Length of ban:4 days

Full ban reason: https://i.gyazo.com/96adc728b027818590e6...d2cfd2.png

Appeal details/ Why should you be unbanned: Hello, thank you for reading my unban appeal. I come all the way from Latvia I am sorry if there spelling mistakes or grammar issues but here we go:
So today I was playing with my friend and we were innsurrectionsists there was this purple ship who docked with us and came onto the deck i was scared as this was my second interraction with them he started shooting at me and i really panicked reached into my belt and threw a grenade, the grenade landed near alien and alex then alien ran and alex threw grenade hitting me and someone else and i got blamed for it, even tho i saw perfectly where my grenade landed and then emoats threw grenade and accidentally damaged then konesigegg messages me and starts asking me what did i do, emoats had to go drive his family somewhere so i just said it wasnt me i can explain and we went into a little conflict and i got banned. here is picture for easier explanation .  




thanks to my friends emoats

Your CKEY/BYOND username: Emoats18

Admin's CKEY/BYOND username: Koenigsegg

Details of complaint: Date: 10/19/2018 Time: 11:50:58 (servertime) Me and my friend svensis were playing on here as insurrectionists, some time into the round the covenant boarded our ship forcefully, I shot at the grunt, instead of it retreating back to its ship, it ran up the stairs to the bridge, shot at sven who was in the bridge, sven threw a grenade at the hallway it was in, I threw a grenade but overshot it and it landed too close to the bridge. That grenade that I threw caused the damage to the bridge, no one died as far as I knew, I had to evac because the one in colossus armor shot at me. After I landed on KS7 I was stuck in a ravine like place so I just shot myself because I had to drive my dad to his friends place. When I got back sven was banned and we tried to talk it over on discord to the banning admin (Koenigsegg) but I was ignored by him even though I threw the grenade that caused the damage. Sven was called a liar and banned. Also IC they were going to let him die because an admin was handling him, isn't that meta? Even though he was innocent.

Evidence:




Me, after getting home and throwing my keys down.

Yes I’m Ckey: M.Green

Discord name: Dogler

In-character name: Sye'ten

general character info: 
Sye'ten can be seen as an inspiration influence and spiritual Sangheili is known for his fearless attitude and his risky actions to accomplish his goal. When he first became an Elite he was on the ship of the Kig-Yar that first made contact with the Human race and ended up retreating due to the commanding Sangheilis orders. Later Sye'ten and a group of elites publicly killed the commanding Elite for cowering and retreating and not upholding their Sangheili code. Sye'ten then insured that anyone and everyone followed there code and would fight with honor and to the death with the evenly matched unknown opponent, know as the UNSC. Sye'ten fights to the death if in a duel.

Reason for joining: I want to join because, in general halo has fascinated me. Also, I was already part of the covenant empire but for me making poor choices I was removed and I do agree with the punishment and am happy that I was allowed to reapply. I love the server and have loved it for a while now, playing mostly as an Unggoy (when I had it) I don't wish to be forgiven I just hope to be giving another chance to prove I can be a good and sensible player. I also play a lot of halo related games like on garrys mod and arma. Plus the military academy is boring and I need something to do

Roleplay Example/History: 

Out of server:
On a garrys mod server I was the Supreme commander of the Covenant forces and later on the leader of Swords of Sangheilis, But everyone know Garrys mod does not have that good rp based servers. I like to play on both 1732 and Lebensraum beyond servers, taking prisoners and being taken prisoners in both. In one examples in 1732 I was the British Officer on a 4 colony map. I decided that we should seek allies. After that I sent our multiple letters to other colony that were french and Spanish. We never got word back so I send out one of my own guys to deliver them the letter. When he come back he brought a letter he stole from the French. The letter said they were going to attack us with Spanish at there side, so we decided to counterattack. We snuck by many patrols and quickly rushed the french settlement and were repealed. I was taken prisoner and near death. My boys ended up breaking me out and helped me return home.
I also plays on Bad claw fallout server and The Star treck 13 server along with the Alien server.

In-Server Ex:
I don't know if they want speech but some examples of my roleplay are when I brokered a deal of peace and trade between the Pirates and the Colony. Another example with the same Colony was when I offered my assistance and help expand the Colony so one of the spaceports had a lobby with windows and protection from others. Another example was when I was assigned the Medical Unggoy and helped save the ship mistress and impressing her with my skills. Also, I was captured by the UNSC as an Unggoy and turned into a robot.
 
But my most eventful RP experience was when there was a battle or skirmish. It was at the Colony and the INNIE and UNSC where at a temporary truce to get rid of a certain ship AKA our ship the Pirate ship. While they Colony and Pirates where allies. They Colony declared independence and the UNSC and Innie attacked them. Lucky for the colony the Covi ship was at dock 3 the closest dock to them. Once the Covi arrived which was 3 unggoy and 2 Kig, the battle had already started, Most of the Colony was being either destroyed or being beaten back to the lower levels, at that moment the Covi was able to flank the UNSC because the Innie were no-were to be found. The Plasma pistols were the best weapon to use due to there ability where they were able to short doors and comms. The UNSC was eventually cut off into small groups of soldiers and then got pulverized by the Covi weapons. Blowing there heads off and taking their helmets as trophies.

More depth with factions details IE: roles, etc will be added later. 

Unggoy: Sye'ten does not despise the Unggoy but also doesn't like them. He respects them for being an ally and assisting in supplying a large number of the soldiers for fighting the UNSC but thinks they are weak and need better leadership to become a worthy opponent, but due to most of them cowering in the site of a battle he had yet to see that day come.

Jiralhanae: "Nothing but Mindless brutes" But worthy opponents 



Mgalekgolo: Due to there strong effectiveness in battle, Sye'ten respects them very much and knows they are a strong player in the war. Even if they don't have a code they are a powerful ally


Kig'Yar: Sye'ten has some to no respect for the Kig'Yar knowing the seem to cause problems with the other species in battle. But favors them for the exceptional effectiveness in battle.

(Despite all of these relationships due to RP, some Factions may be more of a favorable ally to Sye'ten in the future)