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John Halo's Bizarre Adventure: OOC is meme-able
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(The following is a collection of logs from OOC, from a single round, following the anime of John Halo and all subsequent arcs. Enjoy)
Zergursh: John Halo, Hokage of the Gotei 13, fought the Magic Knight's First Angel Bondrewd but eventually died due to Bakugo stabbing him in the back with the Lance of Longinus
Cythes: then he met his rival sonic and they have decided to team up against the forces of pokemon and fight their leader, john halo's brother bill halo as he is the only person who knows where master chief is

Zergursh: Thankfully, his jedi force ghost was still around to mentor Mario in the arts of CQC combat, turning him into "Red boss". Red boss would eventually save the world from the weapon that surpassed metal gear
Zergursh: I can't believe they killed off Waluigi, though. He was the greatest dragonborn of Mother Base
Cythes: yeah his death was pretty fuckin sad

Cythes: yeah his death was pretty fuckin sad
 Cythes: I think he should have survived and they needed to kill link instead
 OnePlusOne: ya'lll ar edum
 ComradeJeff: people say waluigi did nothing wrong, but thing is, he started the eclipse which killed the band of brothers
 OnePlusOne: they should've just killed off shaggy
 Cythes: that's the non-canon version Jeff
 Zergursh: Ahhhh, how did Shaggy survive the 3rd impact, though? I thought Griffith's apostles would certainly be able to win!


OnePlusOne: iirc I'm pretty sure waluigi executed order 6969
ComradeJeff: yeah but tbf kirito is the true blacks swordsman
 Specter56: grrr...crap to play or not too play..
 Cythes: tbh I think Shaggy was the one behind Harry Potter starting to execute people
 Specter56: ...its 2AM...sheettt

Specter56: catch yah
 ComradeJeff: godby s[pecty 56
 OnePlusOne: tbh I feel like
 OnePlusOne: shaggy is the best character
 OnePlusOne: some say he doesn't have depth or whatever
 Zergursh: I loved Kirito's Super Saiyan transformation, though. That fight with Deku was hype!
 Cythes: shaggy sucks mate
 OnePlusOne: but you can really sympathise with him
 ComradeJeff: he;s over rated
 Cythes: waluigi was the best character come on


Zergursh: I loved Kirito's Super Saiyan transformation, though. That fight with Deku was hype!
 Cythes: shaggy sucks mate
 OnePlusOne: but you can really sympathise with him
 ComradeJeff: he;s over rated
 Cythes: waluigi was the best character come on
 OnePlusOne: lao no
 ComradeJeff: i think sans has the best story tbh
 Zergursh: Waluigi died in Fortnite season 7. I mean, even John Doe beat herobrine in that, it should have been easy to survive!
 ComradeJeff: after all he did beat the gogol empire

OnePlusOne: who the fuck likes sans

ComradeJeff: ok pal sans is the one carrying that poomess atm
 OnePlusOne: are you a du m b o
 Cythes: I have this one theory that waluigi is actually hiding his true form since it's too powerful
 Zergursh: Sans vs Bowsette was an awesome fight imo
 OnePlusOne: anyone with more than one brain cell would realise shaggy with a scooby snack is the best


ComradeJeff: sans vs bowsette was pretty good

OnePlusOne: sans vs bowsette was a letdown
 OnePlusOne: not even a single world exploded
 ComradeJeff: but i prefered gintoki vs naruto


ComradeJeff: actually. . i think fart simpson vs naruto was a better fight
 Cythes: sans vs bowsette was cool and all until they started to make peace and kissed each other tbh everyone is shipping them now
 OnePlusOne: I wanted boo-ette x sans tbh
 ComradeJeff: sans doesnt need anyone
 Zergursh: Aww come on, Gintoki vs Naruto? Jotaro vs Naruto was a way better fight!
 ComradeJeff: jotaro vs naruto was alright at best

OnePlusOne: eh
 ComradeJeff: just felt like filler tbh
 OnePlusOne: even the fuggin
 OnePlusOne: shitty toad backstory
 OnePlusOne: is better than that
 Cythes: kirito vs john halo was unexpected tbh
 Zergursh: Part 10 was pretty filler until Toad came back from outer space with all the dragon balls
 OnePlusOne: no it wasn't
 OnePlusOne: you could feel the rivalry
 ComradeJeff: seeing john halo again gave me goosebumps
 Cythes: yeah but like
 Cythes: it was two seasons ago
 ComradeJeff: old but gold as they say
 OnePlusOne: so was your mom, sans-lover
 Cythes: john then parted his ways with kirito
 Zergursh: Yhea. Seeing Luffy hug John Halo pretty much made me know that the 13th member of the straw hat pilots was gonna die
 Zergursh: RIP john Halo


ComradeJeff: majima vs luffy was mental
 OnePlusOne: sad tbh
 Cythes: oh shit hold on

Cythes: didn't bill halo uhh sacrifice his life for his brother?

OnePlusOne: I hated it when it showed devito destroying a sun
 OnePlusOne: and it turns into a blackhole
 Cythes: bill halo was fighting john halo why the fuck did he sacrifice his life for john after all of that evil work
 OnePlusOne: but then superman couldn't fix it for some reason
 Tristain01: i made the best sandwich ever
 OnePlusOne: when three eps ago it showed that he could patch black holes
 ComradeJeff: i still cant believe kirito beat dio tho
 Tristain01: SAO?
 Zergursh: Superman's introduction was awesome but his quirk, chakra construction, was a lackluser nen ability
 OnePlusOne: no wtf are you talking about
 OnePlusOne: it's halo13
 ComradeJeff: not to mention ainz ooal gown didnt do shit

ComradeJeff: not to mention ainz ooal gown didnt do shit
 Cythes: I think dio is supposed to bring back the dead johnny johnny from the undergrounds
 OnePlusOne: he felt like he's just a generic copy paste tbh
 Cythes: he is going to come back soon I feel it tbh
 OnePlusOne: kirito was the original copy paste
 Tristain01: ah nacho checce ham sammich
 ComradeJeff: wat
 OnePlusOne: man I liked ainz
 Zergursh: Kirito's Nen ability was pretty cool against Netero, though, Dio coming back was certainly a surprise! Ainz was pretty cool
 OnePlusOne: sad when he lost his shitty world relics to jotaro
 ComradeJeff: ainza was abit of a cuck tho
 ComradeJeff: he had it comming
 Cythes: guys who do you think will win? john halo and jotaro or kirito and luffy
 OnePlusOne: meanwhile, what about bowsette
 OnePlusOne: do you guys felt the reveal was a bit rushed?
 ComradeJeff: yeah
 Cythes: mmm yeah
 OnePlusOne: john halo and jotaro
 ComradeJeff: they just wanted to get it out the way
 OnePlusOne: the subplot was pretty sweet doe
 Cythes: there were also hints in previous episodes but like
 Cythes: they were too obvious
 ComradeJeff: i hope nagatoro makes a debut thou
 OnePlusOne: what about El President's aarc
 OnePlusOne: when he launched nuclear missiles at Namek
 Cythes: guys you think luigi is going to come back?


OnePlusOne: fuck no
 OnePlusOne: he died to frieza and got tossed into the black hole
 OnePlusOne: he ain't coming back
 Cythes: he was too powerful to die like that
 Cythes: some people have theories that he will come back
 OnePlusOne: those theories aren't even good
 Zergursh: Eh, I'm just disappointed in Shinji. He only got in the robot twice
 OnePlusOne: like, they 'think' he owns some world relics and dragon balls
 OnePlusOne: but it's just stipulation at best
 ComradeJeff: its for the best that luigi doesnt come back
 OnePlusOne: fuck Shinji imo
 Cythes: oh shit I just got a leak!!
 OnePlusOne: now what about Goku and his quest to find Lostech

OnePlusOne: omg yes
 Tristain01: yall just memin
 ComradeJeff: goku is a lil bitch
 ComradeJeff: sans is just playing with him at this point
 OnePlusOne: jeff you better fuckin
 OnePlusOne: TAKE THAT BACK
 Cythes: mario was too sad because of his death and he sacrificed his right arm to bring his brother back
 Cythes: tbh I agree with jeff
 ComradeJeff: sorry one minus one
 OnePlusOne: fuckin jeff
 OnePlusOne: cythes I thought you were my brother
 ComradeJeff: but goku is san's punching bag
 Zergursh: What about Saitama? The one punch man? Who do you think he's gonna fight next?
 OnePlusOne: like how vader thought gohan was his brother
 Cythes: uhhh god probably lmao


Cythes: yeah pikachu was a cool char ngl
 OnePlusOne: what did they even do with misty's waterbending arc anyway
 OnePlusOne: it just ended like, suddenly


Cythes: ikr

ComradeJeff: guess they couldnt be cocked to finish it properly
 OnePlusOne: also, who's yer favorite villian?


Zergursh: The best villain was Bakugo imo

ComradeJeff: kiriyu kazama

Cythes: no tbh I think the best villain was scooby doo with his plan to kill merlin and make world war three

Cythes: no tbh I think the best villain was scooby doo with his plan to kill merlin and make world war three
 Cythes: he isn't confirmed dead yet too
 OnePlusOne: ww3 wasn't even good

Zergursh: Merlin was the worst of the seven deadly slaps tbh. No idea why they aren't dead
 OnePlusOne: when superman and el presidente was there


OnePlusOne: also guys
 OnePlusOne: what about john halo
 Cythes: john halo tbh is a bad mc imo
 ComradeJeff: john halo is
 OnePlusOne: remember that he still has the infinity gems
 Zergursh: 3rd Impact > Griffith's Eclipse > WW3 > Adventure time's Candy Kingdom civil war
 ComradeJeff: he's a good character but he's a shit MC if that makes sense
 Cythes: john halo is too fucking op
 OnePlusOne: Eclipse was breddy good


ComradeJeff: seeing shou tucker die was pretty shitty
 OnePlusOne: oof
 ComradeJeff: like it wasnt needed ya know


Cdr_Riley: i come back form alking ma dog and is ee this
 Zergursh: Shou Tucker didn't deserve to die, they didn't even bring him back with the noble phantasm either


Cythes: ikr
 OnePlusOne: >tucker didn't deserve to die


OnePlusOne: are you dumbo
 Cythes: ikr
 Zergursh: Shou Tucker was a good dad, though, not as good as Bondrewd
 Cythes: he turned papyrus into a dog


ComradeJeff: thats like two of the best things put into one

Cythes: there was a leak that in a backstory episode there will be everything revealed about shou tucker

ComradeJeff: fuck man i cant wait

Cythes: yeah ikr
 OnePlusOne: hell yes


Zergursh: Though, if it's like Naruto's flashbacks, I hope it won't be 200 episodes

Cdr_Riley: waht are you talking about?
 ComradeJeff: i heard shinji might even get into a gurren lagann
 Cythes: I think it will be just two episodes


ComradeJeff: im hoping it isnt filler
 Zergursh: Get in the Gurren Lagann Shinji


Cythes: oh shit the first backstory episode is out!!
 OnePlusOne: yeet
 OnePlusOne: get the drill shinji
 ComradeJeff: like if shinji wasnt such a little bitch boy i'd like him


ComradeJeff: but he's got robo-phobia or some gay shit

OnePlusOne: imo lelouch should've gotten the infinity stones
 Cythes: the first backstory episode of shou tucker is out guys!!
 OnePlusOne: WEW
 Zergursh: I really liked Shinji, especially when he got Yogurt on his hands in the hospital with Asuka
 ComradeJeff: wooo!111! shou tuker!111


Cythes: I think there will be bad things revealed about him

Zergursh: I can't believe his dad gave him Yogurt to the hospital, still though, Asuka living was good!

OnePlusOne: tfw the yoghurt was actually egg mayo

ComradeeJeff: some people are shipping kirino and kirito
 ComradeJeff: what do you guys think?


OnePlusOne: dumb

Cdr_Riley: Sao?
 The_Walking_Problem: question
 Tristain01: not even sure what your talking abou


Cythes: dumb yeah

Cdr_Riley: i belive SAO the new thingy
 OnePlusOne: el presidente's invasion of namek, now that's a good arc
 Tristain01: i just hear a shit ton of anime names


The_Walking_Problem: if my race is set to elits, and  i join as kig yar minor, i still stay kig yar ?
 Cythes: oh shit remember the imperium arc?
 Zergursh: El' Presidente got shafted in the Buu saga, though.
 OnePlusOne: sad tbh


Cythes: where john halo has fought for the emperor and killed the heretics

Cythes: tbh I think that is an underrated one

ComradeJeff: akko is gonna come out on top

Cythes: it had pretty good visual effects

ComradeJeff: john halo wont be able to defeat akko

Cythes: I think there was another leak that john halo would kill akko via infinity dagger

OnePlusOne: gay

Cythes: ikr

Zergursh: Inless the Samurai Jacksoff there's no help

ComradeJeff: half the time john halo just cheeses through his fights

OnePlusOne: you shut your mouth
 Cythes: yeah


ComradeJeff: it's straight facts im sorry man

Zergursh: John Halo's Bankai is pure hax, but I really enjoyed it when he used it on Sasuke

OnePlusOne: fuck you
 Cythes: remember when john got cornered by kamikaze samurai from the fourth dimension?


ComradeJeff: like how tf did he even make it out of that

OnePlusOne: what about kamikaze failure frnak

ComradeJeff: if he wasnt a MC he woulda died for sure
Zergursh: Chimera Ant > Namek > Buu > Red Ribbon > Yorknew arcs imo

Zergursh: Yorknew was pretty bad

ComradeJeff: trash tier
OnePlusOne: ree what about john halo
 Zergursh: Kurapika's Chakra ability was pretty cool, though. His sharingan was really powerful
 ComradeJeff: they added sergeant john johnson
 ComradeJeff: and he's poo poo
 Zergursh: John Halo wasn't even born in the Red Ribbon Arc!

OnePlusOne: what about hideo kojima

ComradeJeff: hideo kojima is pure mystery atm
 ComradeJeff: i dont even think he's real
 The_Walking_Problem: where do elites get their gear ?


Zergursh: I hated when Konami assasinated Hideo Kojima, though, he's probably gonna be brought back to Sega later on in the arcd
OnePlusOne: sad tbh
Cythes: konami fucking sucks
 OnePlusOne: what about prussia
 ComradeJeff: they're a necessary evil
 Cythes: kojima didn't deserve that


ComradeJeff: kojima deserved alot better
 ComradeJeff: but well
 OnePlusOne: I hope he gets turned into a Ghost In The Shell tbh
 ComradeJeff: it really be like that sometimes
 Zergursh: Kojima and Shou Tucker and Bondrewd and Lelouch's Father (Thanos) didn't deserve all the hate they get


ComradeJeff: guts from adventure time is abit of a dickhead

Zergursh: Yhea, Griffith from Regular Show was alot better

OnePlusOne: omg
 OnePlusOne: they just announced ram ranch arc


ComradeJeff: gonna be shit
 Zergursh: Ow damn, what about part 9, has the anime adaptation come out?
 ComradeJeff: i already feel it in my bones
 OnePlusOne: heck yes


Cythes: oh fuck netflix wanted to make an adaptation out of it too fuck

OnePlusOne: fuck

Zergursh: Netflix adaptation of WW2 was pretty cool, though. Pewdiepie as hitler was totally justified

Zergursh: Too bad Phil swift killed him
 ComradeJeff: hecking libtards


OnePlusOne: ikr
OnePlusOne: that shitpost was fun
 OnePlusOne: seeyall





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Quality.
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JJBA: upgrade

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Don't be dong.
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Gory Gory What A Helluva Way To Die
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yeah same
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I am having a hard time understanding anything that I just read but that is one helluva meme right there.
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Still what is THIS
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Excuse me.
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