Things players are no longer allowed to do on Halo Station

[MojaveWanderer]

Any of you ever seen Skippy's list? 

http://skippyslist.com/list/

This thing, this long list of stupid, amazing stuff he is no longer allowed to do in the army. We need one of these.

Doesn't matter which faction, just post things you think are humorous. 

For the URF?

No longer allowed to roleplay a western movie, with the UNSC as the bandits.
No longer allowed to go out of your way to have an epic last stand, even especially if it's not required.
No longer allowed to yell "Remember Far Isle" for lack of an original battle cry.
No longer allowed to cry about the Covenant, UNSC, ODST, ONI, or anything else that is much more effective than they are.

UNSC.

No longer allowed to commit crimes against humanity.
No longer allowed to use grenades as door openers, paperweights, or melee weapons. 
Medics are no longer allowed to get high off their own supply.
EVA marines are not allowed to lament the fact that they're utterly useless.

ODST.

No longer allowed to act like they have skill when one-tapping someone with an SRS from off-screen.
No longer allowed to take URF scalps.
No longer allowed to act like they're a band of brothers in a war movie.
You have advanced armor, which means you are not allowed to use Marines as human shields, even if they come in large enough numbers that nobody would care.
No longer allowed to act like ghetto Spartans.

[Aeleto]

Covvies

No longer allowed to complain about anything.

[Kelso]

Reno

No longer allowed to wear cowboy hats

[Boltersam]

ONI Guards

No longer to capture grunts and turn them into Robocop.
Yes, this actually happened.
No longer allowed to use the walking mushroom chems for torture purposes.
No longer allowed to immediately gun down every civilian who wanders onto VT9 to "Purify the gene pool"
No longer allowed to shove scientists into lockers and weld them shut because they're nerds.
Exception: When the scientist constantly walks around in combat gear despite no threat to the facility and plenty of ONI guards around.

[Ruse]

Covvies

No longer allowed to complain about anything.

Where are my improved grenades like good...Lord
But yeah the covvies do complain a bit but as you would expect the game is a Little unbalanced but it will work out in time

[BDpuffy420]

Covvies

No longer allowed to complain about anything.

Where are my improved grenades like good...Lord
But yeah the covvies do complain a bit but as you would expect the game is a Little unbalanced but it will work out in time

The grenades got buff'd then nerf'd a little not too long ago

[Ruse]

Covvies

No longer allowed to complain about anything.

Where are my improved grenades like good...Lord
But yeah the covvies do complain a bit but as you would expect the game is a Little unbalanced but it will work out in time

The grenades got buff'd then nerf'd a little not too long ago

Well I guess Im just complaining then but in truth I haven't had much time to be on, due to a certain storm.