10-30-2018, 02:23 PM
Any of you ever seen Skippy's list?Â
http://skippyslist.com/list/
This thing, this long list of stupid, amazing stuff he is no longer allowed to do in the army. We need one of these.
Doesn't matter which faction, just post things you think are humorous.Â
For the URF?
No longer allowed to roleplay a western movie, with the UNSC as the bandits.
No longer allowed to go out of your way to have an epic last stand, even especially if it's not required.
No longer allowed to yell "Remember Far Isle" for lack of an original battle cry.
No longer allowed to cry about the Covenant, UNSC, ODST, ONI, or anything else that is much more effective than they are.
UNSC.
No longer allowed to commit crimes against humanity.
No longer allowed to use grenades as door openers, paperweights, or melee weapons.Â
Medics are no longer allowed to get high off their own supply.
EVA marines are not allowed to lament the fact that they're utterly useless.
ODST.
No longer allowed to act like they have skill when one-tapping someone with an SRS from off-screen.
No longer allowed to take URF scalps.
No longer allowed to act like they're a band of brothers in a war movie.
You have advanced armor, which means you are not allowed to use Marines as human shields, even if they come in large enough numbers that nobody would care.
No longer allowed to act like ghetto Spartans.
http://skippyslist.com/list/
This thing, this long list of stupid, amazing stuff he is no longer allowed to do in the army. We need one of these.
Doesn't matter which faction, just post things you think are humorous.Â
For the URF?
No longer allowed to roleplay a western movie, with the UNSC as the bandits.
No longer allowed to go out of your way to have an epic last stand, even especially if it's not required.
No longer allowed to yell "Remember Far Isle" for lack of an original battle cry.
No longer allowed to cry about the Covenant, UNSC, ODST, ONI, or anything else that is much more effective than they are.
UNSC.
No longer allowed to commit crimes against humanity.
No longer allowed to use grenades as door openers, paperweights, or melee weapons.Â
Medics are no longer allowed to get high off their own supply.
EVA marines are not allowed to lament the fact that they're utterly useless.
ODST.
No longer allowed to act like they have skill when one-tapping someone with an SRS from off-screen.
No longer allowed to take URF scalps.
No longer allowed to act like they're a band of brothers in a war movie.
You have advanced armor, which means you are not allowed to use Marines as human shields, even if they come in large enough numbers that nobody would care.
No longer allowed to act like ghetto Spartans.
